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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2022
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So my mom you know, I'm on a guy we got to get the car inspector you know |
| 0:04.5 | Can you make an appointment at Monroe because that's her guy she makes her appointments with the guy |
| 0:09.3 | Oh my guys not there anymore, but I have a new guy. She got a new guy Randy |
| 0:14.1 | That works man Randy stinks no shit. Oh, dude. No. There's no good Randy |
| 0:18.3 | Randy's takes a little more than you know, so Randy works at Pep boys |
| 0:23.5 | It doesn't know any shirts with sleeves |
| 0:25.5 | Or drivers I don't know where she met this legally not a lot of inspect cars |
| 0:30.6 | I can inspect them. You got to drive it up on the list hot lift hot jet pull up at just this house |
| 0:36.5 | Where's the garage I saw the stick is? |
| 0:41.2 | We get there we walk into Pep boys and may you know, I just go up on my camera meet me in the air fresheners |
| 0:50.5 | There's cameras all over the place |
| 0:52.5 | We can't talk here. No, we didn't order any pizza miss |
| 0:58.7 | I think you have the wrong address |
| 1:01.0 | Pick out whatever wipers you want me in the bathroom |
| 1:10.6 | If anybody is you're looking for break fluid, all right |
| 1:17.1 | She walks up |
| 1:19.1 | Can your break changed by a guy who's covered in blue dye from a tie-back |
| 1:27.5 | I was with you all night |
| 1:34.0 | She's shit |
| 1:36.0 | He's pat me down give me like a really big |
| 1:49.6 | That outputs it back on again anyway |
| 1:54.2 | So we go there I walk up mom I got it walk up |
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