I Just Saw A Big Green Rubber Penis & I Don't Know What To Do Now
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 3 of A&G features...
- The adult Happy Meal from McDonald's & the Steve Witkoff/Putin meeting
- Sex toys at WNBA games, smelly Ubers & mistreating the Palisades fire victims
- Collapse of the UK & free speech
- The anniversary of Hiroshima
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.7 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.5 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:27.6 | McDonald's just unveiled their new adult happy meal. |
| 0:31.6 | Between this and Sidney, one guy's like, |
| 0:33.9 | Best Week ever! |
| 0:37.8 | Oh, you were just mentioning that McDonald's sales have rebounded after a tough couple of quarters, which people were using that as an example of C. |
| 0:48.8 | People are struggling. |
| 0:50.1 | They're pulling back on fast food and credit cards are maxed out, but McDonald's has bounced back. |
| 0:54.8 | They are going to announce an adult happy meal, though, featuring either a quarter pounder with cheese, that's my go-to, or a ten-piece chicken macnuggets, whatever the hell those are, fries, a collectible souvenir, and the new... |
| 1:06.6 | They're chicken adjacent. |
| 1:08.2 | And the new Mount McDonald's shake. |
| 1:11.3 | I don't know what that is. |
| 1:12.5 | Which features a mystery flavor. |
| 1:15.0 | The company's encouraged diners to figure out. |
| 1:17.3 | Now, that's a funny hook. |
| 1:19.0 | See if you can figure out what this flavor is. |
| 1:21.5 | We could say that about the hamburgers. |
| 1:23.0 | I love the taste, but it don't taste like a hamburger. |
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