Getting old doesn’t happen in one big moment—it sneaks up on you through a series of tiny humiliations, like needing progressive lenses or caring way too much about oatmeal. The Rizz Show crew tackles the big mysteries of life in our latest episode: why toilets only break when you really need them, why the Emmys forgot Hulk Hogan, and why Elton John is now rocking jewelry made from his own kneecaps. Toss in saggy-boob jokes, 90s fashion trauma, and a guy who thought the movie theater aisle was his personal bathroom, and you’ve got another round of classic Rizz Show nonsense.

Show Notes:

• ‘I can hear their breathing:’ Employers enraged over Gen Z’s rude phone etiquette
• 'Demon Slayer' Movie Moviegoer Drains Main Vein in Theater ... Arrested After Beat-Down From Patrons!!!
• California DMV says woman named Isis can't keep the 'IAMISIS' license plate she's had for years
• Drunk Florida Woman Tries Ordering Baconator at Popeye’s and is Arrested, ‘Not the “Bacon”ator She Wanted Though’
• Sightings of Wild Squirrels Covered in Neon Paint Prompt Concern from Connecticut Officials
• U.S. and China reach a framework deal on TikTok, but details are sparse
• US test scores hit damning new lows in math, reading since COVID school closures, ‘nation’s report card’ shows
• New Daily Eye Drop to Improve Age-Related Blurry Near Vision

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Welcome to another chaotic ride with The Rizzuto Show! The crew covers everything from the Emmy Awards drama to Elton John’s bizarre decision to turn his old kneecaps into jewelry. We break down the fallout from TV snubs, share our brutally honest takes on celebrity gossip, and try to figure out why Hulk Hogan was left out of the “In Memoriam” segment.

But it doesn’t stop there—Rizz, Moon, Lern, and King Scott also face the painful (and hilarious) truth that getting older doesn’t hit you all at once. Nope, it creeps in with small humiliations like stopping for progressive lenses in Vegas, choosing oatmeal over a night out, or realizing that you, "Just don't understand this," new music that your kids love.

Add in some 90s fashion trauma, Emmy pink-eye scandals, saggy-boob jokes, and even a guy who decided the movie theater aisle was his personal bathroom, and you’ve got a classic Rizz Show episode: sarcastic, unfiltered, and all too relatable.

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