Welcome to the guided meditation podcast. Let's begin by lying down completely still.

Ah, time to relax.

So, okay, why are you on the floor? Oh my god are you okay?

I can't help you. Don't worry bro, I know the kiss of life.

No!

Ah, in taste of life.

A second chance, a rebirth?

Tuna.

Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.

Oh.

I don't want but that meerkat it with comparison market.

Simples, huh?

All the trouble I've caused, the pain, the death, it all started with a breakthrough.

I'm an artist and painter by trade, but also an inventor.

I like to spend some of my spare time experimenting by creating new colors.

It's a hobby, but I also make money on the side.

Primarily through a shade of purple I made that is marginally popular, as well as an ultra dark shade of black.

That one is fun because it looks really weird in everyday life to see a coffee mug or t-shirt that is unnaturally colorless,

like a black hole or something.

But this new one is different, I call it Grupal.

The name is dumb, I know, but it's got my last name buried in it, and it's a combination of the words green and purple.

And that makes sense because that's what the color is.

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