"I hope I never have to wipe his butt"
Loose Lips
Meghan Thomas
3.8 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2021
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
This week Sharon has been schmoozing with a Prime Minister and Jorgie has been demoted on DIY duty. They're chatting medical tattooing, body positivity, and giving advice on how to move from a long distance relationship to living under one roof! A word of advice, keep the bathroom door closed if Jorgie's about.
Get in touch with Loose Lips at looselips@createproductions.com or drop the girls a WhatsApp message or voice note starting with the word "LIPS" to 07599 927537
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| 0:36.0 | Welcome everybody to Little Slips now with a lot more hot gossip. |
| 0:42.0 | By myself, Sharon Carpenter, and my lovely, lovely friend, Georgie Porto's not feeling so lovely right now, |
| 0:51.0 | but you're looking very lovely. |
| 0:53.0 | Thanks, I put some extra gloss on just a really high microkey voice. I hope that works. |
| 1:04.0 | Georgie, so have you been, have you been, very active? |
| 1:08.0 | I mean, you've been trying to recover, so you probably haven't been. |
| 1:11.0 | I'm trying to recover, but obviously, you know, I'm a workaholic, so it doesn't stop at anything. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm just like, you know, body temperature is a bit more hot, and I'm just a bit more, more, more. |
| 1:21.0 | We're moving now still, so this is more the lightest. |
| 1:26.0 | What you moved in, moved in. |
| 1:28.0 | No, not yet. Still, still, still going through the process. |
| 1:30.0 | Still the process is very stressful actually. I'm feeling the strain. |
| 1:34.0 | Me, my mum got sacked as paint a decorator because my mum paint the whole wall of the paintbrush, |
| 1:41.0 | and apparently that's not acceptable. And I couldn't really do the edges, so I just was like, |
| 1:47.0 | stopped. Also, I was doing a ceiling, and I just did bits of the ceiling, and then you could see it. |
| 1:53.0 | So my boyfriend was like, you guys have your sacks. You demoted, I'm getting paid painters in. |
| 1:59.0 | Oh my gosh, so you could see it. So it was like a patchy ceiling because... |
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