I HIRED A WITCH TO CATCH MY CHEATING BOYFRIEND!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 71

Not Loveline

The Roost

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.8 • 934 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about hiring a social media management company to run your accounts. And how many influencers are already entirely run by teams! Plus, Tana dishes on her mean neighbor and how she tried to fight Makoa!!! And our question of the day, all things Etsy witches! All that and more on today's exciting episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:RIDGE! Upgrade your wallet today! Get up to 40% off @Ridge during their Father’s Day Sale when you go to https://www.Ridge.com/NOTLOVELINE #RidgepodThank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to claim your Flex Spins and experience Cashingo!Thank you to our Sponsor:BETTER HELP! Find support and feel lighter. Get 10% OFF THERAPY athttps://betterhelp.com/notlovelineGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 LIFE ONLY GETS BETTER WITH AGE, MEN VS WOMEN'S TREATMENT ONLINE12:50 LEAH HALTON, WOMEN'S LOOKS, SOCIAL MEDIA FATIGUE21:40 SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGEMENT COMPANIES PROS AND CONS31:30 EVER FAKE A STORYTIME? YOUTUBE ORIGINS, AI LIKENESS, WHITE LOTUS, HELENA BONHAM CARTER40:00 VENTING, BONDING, TANA'S MEAN NEIGHBOR48:50 LETTING THINGS GO51:00 CALL: I HIRED AND ETSY WITCH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Ever wondered if the magic was real?
0:02.0	Well, this is where it was made.
0:05.0	The wonder of the Hogwarts Express,
0:08.0	the chill of the forbidden forest,
0:10.0	the secrets hidden in Gringot's bank.
0:13.0	You don't watch the films here.
0:15.0	You feel them.
0:16.0	Every spell, every creature, every detail.
0:20.0	Immerse yourself in the filmmaking magic at Warner Brothers Studio Tour London, the making of Harry Potter.
0:26.7	Tickets must be booked in advance, WBStudioTor.co.com.
0:30.2	Did you ever pick your title and thumbnail before filming the video?
0:33.7	And she's cussing at Makawa as well.
0:36.0	She's yelling at him, she's going, I have cameras, I have cameras. And it's like, oh, congratulations. They banned them. What do you mean? Etsy banned the witches. There's no more witch or spellwork allowed. Why? I know, it's a modern-day witch hunt. Let a witch live. I know. Did you ever make up a story time? We're going. Your hair looks warm. Well, it looks like your hair. Yeah, I'm like, I love your hair. You're just blonder though. I don't know. It's giving kind of broad. I guess the top maybe. Like you got that money piece. I'm like, fuck out. No, well, it's broken. I'm not going to do it again because it broke this last time.
1:11.8	And I was like,
1:12.0	let me go just dark next time.
1:13.4	I am.
1:13.9	I'm like,
1:14.3	I'm frying my hair off again.
1:15.4	I don't know how
1:15.9	because I'm going darker,
1:16.9	but whatever.
1:17.5	Yeah,
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 22 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Roost, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Roost and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.