I Hired a Dog Walker who Turned Out to be a JUNKIE that TRASHED MY HOUSE… so I Got Even
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 11 August 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I hired Dog Walker, who turned out to be a junkie that trashed my house. So I got even. |
| 0:07.5 | This happened to my sister. She moved up to South Carolina from Florida about a year ago, |
| 0:13.2 | but she still visits us periodically. We're a big and close family. Shortly after Thanksgiving, |
| 0:19.2 | she flew down with her husband and son for one |
| 0:21.5 | such visit. She has three geriatric dogs, so she got a house and dog sitter. My sister went |
| 0:27.4 | through the basics of how they can only be fed at certain times. They get let out at certain |
| 0:32.2 | times, they need to be in their crates from X hour to Z hour, and most importantly, they don't get treats. |
| 0:39.3 | They get vitamins in the place of treats, but those vitamins have to be given only twice a day. |
| 0:44.3 | No people food, very strict diets. |
| 0:47.3 | They're all happy and healthy, but only because my sister is so strict with their regime. |
| 0:52.3 | This lady, she got to watch her dogs, had stellar reviews |
| 0:55.8 | on the site she was found through. She was a stay-at-home mum who does this as a side |
| 1:00.2 | gig for extra cash. I feel like I could end it here and you'd all correctly guess where this |
| 1:05.3 | is going. My sister left for Florida for a week and the first five days everything was going |
| 1:10.3 | well. The dog sitter |
| 1:11.8 | texts my sister regularly or video calls and she shows pictures and gives her regular updates of when |
| 1:17.5 | she comes and goes to my sister's house. My sister has just bought that house by the way. She's been |
| 1:23.2 | working her butt off to finally be able to afford it. She puts so much into making that a nice home for |
| 1:29.0 | her family. My sister has some health problems herself. She's got a ton of prescription medication |
| 1:34.5 | in her medicine cabinet. She bought enough for the week, but left the rest at home, stuff for epilepsy, |
| 1:40.6 | asthma and allergies. But she's also got a ton of painkillers from when she had my |
| 1:45.0 | nephew not that long ago. She's paranoid about becoming addicted, so she kept the pills for safety, |
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