I Helped Elon Musk Buy Twitter

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Elon Musk officially bought Twitter and the Saudi's couldn't stop him... Andrew Schulz is taking all the credit. #TrendingNow 00:00 - You're Welcome Elon Musk 4:40 - Shaun King Quits Twitter 14:40 - Bill Gates Vs Elon Musk 23:45 - Will The Left Leave Twitter? 32:00 - Libs Of Tik Tok DOXXED? 44:00 - Schulz is teaching his kids birds and bee's 57:30 - Bhad Bhabie $50 MILLION from OnlyFans Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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0:00.0	Elon you're welcome
0:03.2	I'm gonna need my thank you, bro. What did you do to help you? I got him Twitter
0:06.6	Wow because the Saudis were trying to not cough it up. Oh, okay, so we put them on blast made fun of that goofy mother
0:13.1	Fucker who was putting the blockade on my man Elon he got scared cuz he didn't want no more smoke
0:17.7	Elon is the goat which is clearly why the Saudis are trying to fuck him
0:22.2	So we was about to go fuck some shit up and he knew what the fuck time it is Saudis mad pussy and then they got scared
0:27.7	And then they sold Twitter for a 38% profit, but like that's us so you also held the Saudis in
0:33.6	You also held everyone that oh no they're not getting that yeah, you thought they get it you offered over that inflation up 30%
0:41.3	You thought you made money you thought we're gonna devalue our own dollars you make nothing hell yeah cuz that's America
0:46.6	Elon Musk got Twitter obviously we we did the the lion's share of the heavy lifting when you think about it
0:52.2	Absolutely he put posted a couple memes, but that's about it. They paid he paid 43 bill for black Twitter and just one bill for the rest of it
0:59.4	Yeah, oh
1:01.4	You already know it's awesome. Yo
1:04.3	He bought blacks again
1:06.3	Okay, that's a great point. I just keep it. Say good. He can't
1:12.4	This African-owned African
1:14.9	We still got to stop it, but he's like man to moosa dude
1:17.5	When you really think about it is the second coming of man to moosa if you relocate the letters
1:24.7	We're angel it's man to moosa you're really Elon Musk man to moosa yeah
1:29.1	Yeah for real down. There's a guy in man to moosa. You probably don't know that yeah
1:33.6	Man shit in there are you pissed that your bid got out bid no
1:37.4	Because you remember how much did you bid to buy Twitter?
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