"I Haz Oil Company" #125

Thank God I'm Atheist

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🗓️ 5 April 2014

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Mazoh shortage in Nepal just prior to Passover, Saudi Arabia labels atheists as terrorists, Pope Francis calls marriage between a man and a woman an “icon of God’s love,” Mississippians are finally free to practice their religion, South Carolina lawmakers fight over state fossil, World Vision tries offering benefits to same-sex couples, and Frank found his patriarchal blessing in his basement and now wants to talk about it.

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0:00.0	The Hey everybody. Hi guys. Hi guys. Welcome Salt Lake City, Utah. It's thank God I'm I'm atheist. A podcast. I'm Frank, and I'm Dan.
0:25.2	Coming up today, well, I found my patriarchal blessing. I thought it was lost.
0:30.6	Your, your, your, your psychic reading my Mormon psychic reading from low from the
0:37.0	those many days ago yeah I thought it was gone I well I knew that it wasn't like gone gone I know they keep a record of it right but I've lost my
0:46.7	privileges I'm sure to be able to ask for a copy and I'm not and I know my mom has a copy. I'm also not going to ask her for a copy because it's a whole other, you know, kettle of fish, can of worms.
0:59.0	Yeah. That would be opening up. But yeah, so I was looking through a box.
1:05.2	I needed, had this old old little file box,
1:08.8	and I was like, oh, you know, I'm working on this new project.
1:11.4	I need to start getting organized.
1:13.0	It's perfect, it's the perfect thing.
1:15.0	And so I went, I rummage through, open it up,
1:17.0	and it has like student loan documents
1:21.0	from the 90s and and like credit card statements from the 90s.
1:27.0	Sure. Yeah. And I'm just like, huh. Well, okay, this is all trash and then as I was going through it
1:34.4	Lo and behold in one of the little slips there was my patriarchal blessing
1:39.4	I was just like oh, so we'll be
1:42.8	crazy reaction to it.
1:44.0	We'll be talking about that a little later on.
1:46.2	I wonder if mines in my files somewhere.
1:49.4	Yeah, it could be floating around still.
1:51.3	Yeah, you should look for it, Dan. It's like it would be
1:54.7	fun to do a little compare and contrast. Yeah it would be because it is just
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