Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to Tase of Taylor.

Today is Thursday, and joining us today is the one in all way.

Mackenzie Green. Hey, girl. Hey. Hello. Hello. Hello.

The same words strung together three times has never sounded so gorgeous. I mean, listen, it's been a minute. Hopefully, hopefully I haven't lost my stride.

There's no way. I came in here literally crying because I'm constipated like a baby while my wife is

pregnant and her literal organs are in her boob so and I'm no longer crying. So you're, you know

what? You still got it. You got me out of it in three seconds of pre-show. So good job.

That's what happens. That's what I'm here for. Honestly, that's probably why TD was like, do it now. Come here now and do the show because I can't hear about the constipation. It hasn't been that long because at first I thought it was appendicitis. Well, at first I thought it was a fatty liver, which actually logically makes sense. No, listen, you and I are on the same page.

I have diagnosed myself with so many things so quickly.

Pankery titus yet?

No, I once thought I had necrotic tissue in my nose because of a booger.

I genuinely was like, how do I prepare everybody for the fact that I have a flesh eating bacteria?

Well, I tell them. And yeah, and I truly was like, and I can't tell them because I have a flesh eating bacteria. Well, I tell them.

And yeah, and I truly was like, and I can't tell them because I don't want to worry them. Right. Of course, selfless. Yeah, because I'm a martyr. Oh, girl, same to the day I die. Tabor's like, do you know, though, that you're a hypochondriacal. I'm like, oh, yeah, the thing about me, she's a self-aware, hypocondriacal human being.

She knows. I'm here in my head. I'm like,

I think I might have schizophrenia, but let me not tell my therapist because this will panic her.

And she was like, or do you actually sometimes feel angry and don't process your feelings? And I was like, I think schizophrenia is an easier answer to me to go with. Yep, I feel that. So anyway, I've been feeling under the weather pancreatitis. Of course, I thought it was. And then I was like, oh, it's appendicitis. I got to go in for surgery. Taze like, maybe you're constipated. Oh, and then I do this thing to where she tells me something and I'm like, pish posh. And then anyone else. Like her sister was like, you're constipated. And I was like, oh my God, Ashley, I am. Tate's like, I've been saying that for days. Anyway, God bless her. Took a laxative. Still hasn't kicked in. But I was crying on the toilet before I came. So anyway, here I am. We're here. We're doing it live. We have a show for you guys. The TN3 is so fire. I don't even know. Like, I feel like story one we're going to spend literally half an hour on. And like right and rightfully so, there's so many micro stories within the big overarching story.

Yeah.

So we have a lot of TN3 to get to.

We also have a What You Watching Girl.

And by the way, this show today is sponsored by reality television.

Like, truly.

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