Do you think you would survive in an apocalypse situation?

No, no, no, no, I wear glasses. There's no survival.

It's not in the cards for glasses wears.

No, no, no, I'm an hour, I kiss gab. Let's just hold each other and wait for the dogs to eat us.

Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me,

your favorite, everybody knows me, who cares about me.

On to the guests.

Today we have the iconic, the hilarious, the unbelievably talented Robbie Hoffman.

Woo!

Thank you.

Welcome to the show.

You know what?

I actually appreciate that you were nine minutes

late now because it fits your personality. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. For some reason, if it was a dude,

if I thought it was this guy Drew, which is what I thought this podcast was. They said you're going on a

podcast with Drew. Drew, I assume, I guess is Drew Barrymore? Yes, of course. I don't know why my first thing is to think Drew was a man. You should work on that. Right? It's because I think the first Drew I knew was a boy in school whose name was Drew. It's very hot. I never talked to him. And what if that's me? Then what? What do you mean? but if it was you, yeah, if you were the dude drew and you're late i'm going

this fucker thinks i have nothing better to do than wait for his ass on his shit because i was

telling them it's like showing up to somebody's house when they're not even there yet right it's

like twilight i'm like in this empty i'm like whoa it's like a t feeling like you're in somebody's

house they're not even home yeah and they're like make yourself comfortable it's like i'm whoa. It's like an ET feeling like you're in somebody's house. They're not even

home. Yeah. They're like make yourself comfortable. It's like I'm not comfortable. It's like crime

scene. Can't touch anything. Yeah. It's like you want to be in somebody's house when they're in the

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