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Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

I Have An Announcement (with Jake Cornell)

Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah Galli

Tv & Film

4.42.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Sarah finds out that The Real Housewives of Rhode Island may actually be coming to fruition, and screams so loudly that small animals run from Federal Hill to the Providence Place Mall. After lighting a candle taped to a bottle of Buddy's Marinara, she realizes the best way to process this possibility is with a few Bravo fan and Rhody native, comedian Jake Cornell. They grab glasses of coffee milk, forget how to pronounce any word ending with an "r," and head to the cloffice to mention it all: Jake's journey as an OG of the OC viewer, what Mike Rinder might have said about this season's "Xenu? LOL" RHONY, Bronwyn and Britani’s individual ups and downs (and the incredible strength of Salt Lake's collective), and some recommendations for the (possible) Real Housewives of RI. Rhody may be the smallest state, but this convo is anything but - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 629!

Tickets for Jake's performance at Club Cumming on 1/16: https://clubcummingnyc.com/schedule/gorgenightjan

SUPPORT THOSE IMPACTED BY THE LA WILDFIRES. The Mutual Aid Los Angeles Network (MALAN) has also compiled a spreadsheet of businesses and community organizations that are providing and/or requesting assistance, whether you’re looking to help or need it yourself: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlview?gid=0#gid=0

Donate to the Bravo creator fundraiser for the Los Angeles Fire Department Foundation: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/

Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409

Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli

JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls

Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/

Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:

Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members. https://www.womenwagepeace.org.il/en/

NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy. https://mjnewground.org/

Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible. To achieve this future, we must stand together as a united front: Jewish and Palestinian, secular and religious, Mizrahi and Ashkenazi, rural and urban, and people of all genders and sexual orientations. As the largest Jewish-Arab grassroots movement in Israel, we are committed to creating an alternative to our existing reality and building the political strength to make this transformation possible. https://www.standing-together.org/en

Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred.https://solutionsnotsides.co.uk/

Israel Trauma Coalition: The Israel Trauma Coalition provides a holistic-collaborative approach that includes knowledge, tools and resources for optimal emergency preparedness, professional support, focused on the rapid recovery of the individual, community and strengthening national resilience. https://israeltraumacoalition.org/en/

Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/

Read "Jews Don't Count" by David Baddiel: https://www.amazon.com/Jews-Dont-Count-David-Baddiel/dp/000853019X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=318585KUJHCEG&keywords=jews+don%27t+count&qid=1697147929&sprefix=jews+dont+count%2Caps%2C105&sr=8-1

Read "A Left That Refuses to Condemn Mass Murder is Doomed" by Eric Levitz/New York Magazine: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/10/a-left-that-refuses-to-condemn-mass-murder-is-doomed.html



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Transcript

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0:00.0

I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I'm pointy.

0:09.9

It doesn't make sense.

0:11.3

It doesn't make sense.

0:13.3

I like to keep my martinis dry and my company stirred.

0:17.4

Okay.

0:18.0

See, now that's a tabline.

0:20.4

I am getting walloped in chat. Well, all I had to do is think of one ever. This is like you're like a thousand. We were just chatting about that. I truly just texted a friend shout out Michael to be like, I need a tagline. And he did not respond in time, by the way. So how dare? I think all your friends at this point should know to just be on,

0:38.8

like, they should just like be like constantly thinking of taglines and sending them to you.

0:42.0

That should be their number one priority. Quit your jobs. Quit your lives. Have no hobbies.

0:46.0

That should be all your friends hobbies. Move into a bravo hollic nunner. And just always have it.

0:50.4

Because the other thing is like, at that point, you've kind of created like a factory farm of taglines my dream yeah yeah there's nothing wrong with that i mean like the elon muska podcast

0:58.5

yeah yeah there you go let's do it let's do it also maybe that's more of like an amazon fact maybe

1:03.5

it's nothing good what it is yeah yeah no it's terrible it's terrible for the world in society

1:08.7

and culture but it would really help me short term.

1:11.6

And that's a sacrifice other people should make. You guys, it's Andy Scrolls. It's episode six

1:16.8

and leave me alone. And I'm so excited to have a new guest in the Clawfish, who I have been, if I can make one recommend, well, no, if I can make two recommendations today, one would be donate

1:29.7

to support any organization helping in Los Angeles. There's a link in the show notes to this

1:35.6

episode as there was in the episode prior to Mutual Funds, L.A. I'm also doing a fundraiser with a bunch

1:41.3

of creators for the Los Angeles Fire Department Foundation on my IG.

1:46.3

That's number one.

1:47.1

Number two is follow this gentleman on Instagram.

1:51.1

Equally important, obviously.

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