Hi, what's your name? I'm Crash. What's your name?

Your Crash? Yeah, like crashing a car? Well, it was a motorcycle, but yeah.

You don't have to tell me what your real name is, but is that your real name? No, it's not, but it's what I go by.

It's my road name.

It's your road name.

I feel like Crash is an unfortunate road name to have because nobody on the road wants to crash

Right. Well, that's why that's how I got the road name while

Uh, did you crash into something?

I totaled my brand new motorcycle is the Harley.

I had it for three days, man.

So sad. Are you a motorcycle driver now do you still drive motorcycles

I haven't been able to get a new one I don't know if you know this. The motorcycles are at least like $10 and I can't really save that kind of money in this economy.

You, there are at least $10?

At least.

Okay, what's the most amount of money they are?

I don't know.

So crash.

Well. What's up with you?

Is there any particular thing that you called in to talk about?

Yeah, I just kind of wanted to rant a little about my dissociative amnesia because people don't understand like in my life and I wanted to just talk to a third party who doesn't know me.

What is the associate of amnesia?

So the best I understand it is like something traumatic happens to you and you just end up like dissociating

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