"I HAVE A WEED DISEASE THING"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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A caller tells me about a disease they developed by smoking too much weed called Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome. I didn't know that you could get a disease from smoking too much weed. I am still going to smoke weed. But maybe less. We also talk to a caller who is anticipating her first threesome experience the next day, a lesbian couple in a dispute about whether or not to get married, a guy who has absolutely no idea where he is, and more. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	I went to the doctor about it because I really depended on weed and I told him the whole truth and then he diagnosed me with it and he said the best thing to do is to stop smoking and you know it's I'm risking my health if I kept smoking I could be
0:15.5	hospitalized for it I don't want to get hospitalized I don't have the money for that
0:18.7	Jacob yeah it's me. Uh, Jacob, uh, what's going on? How are you this evening?
0:27.0	I'm doing pretty good. I'm sorry if you hear something weird, I'm driving home. I literally, I was watching your stream at work,
0:35.8	and I was like, I'm gonna call in and I did and now it's time for me to go home. So is this cool
0:41.2	that I'm talking you on the phone on the way home?
0:44.0	Are we in the car right? Where are we in the car?
0:49.0	We're in the car, but I mean I'm like two minutes away from home.
0:52.9	I swear.
0:55.0	Well, you're not in trouble, all right?
0:56.7	I'm not here to yell at you.
0:59.1	You sound like you feel like you're in trouble.
1:01.9	I'm a very manic person person I'm sorry. Really? Kind of. How does that manifest itself? I don't know I used to smoke a lot of weed and I got paranoid so that kind of
1:22.0	manifested itself if that makes sense.
1:24.0	It says here that you have developed a something called
1:28.8	CHS which stands for Cannibonoid Hypermeus syndrome and it's funny that you called in because I actually
1:39.3	Just learned about
1:41.3	CHS today. I saw someone on Tik-Toc talking about it and I looked it up for five
1:47.1	seconds where I got distracted by YouTube video about Super Mario 64 but what tell me more about CHS what is it?
1:57.0	So when I was an eighth grade I I started smoking carts to hide like because it's easy to hide the
2:08.5	smell if you're smoking carts so I wanted to hide it from my parents and I just smoked constantly for five years and if you smoke I think a cart in a week it's very bad. I kind of had a dependency on it and I developed this
2:27.0	syndrome, CHS and it kind of like it kind of really fucked with me to be completely honest because I really
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