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WRESTLING SOUP

I HAVE A THEORY-HAUSEN (Wrestling Soup 3.3.26)

WRESTLING SOUP

Wrestling Soup Network

Comedy, Sports, Wrestling

4.3753 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

• The Vision falling apart & Seth Rollins' new role
• CM Punk vs Roman Reigns WrestleMania build
• Rhea Ripley's breakup with Iyo Sky
• Jade Cargill's backstage heat & Twitter drama
• Gunther vs Dragon Lee - great match, wrong timing
• Dan Hausen's WWE debut & mixed reactions
• Penta wins North American Championship!
• WrestleMania card concerns


0:00 - Intro / Demolition Theme Parody
2:43 - Raw Recap Begins / WrestleMania Road Concerns
5:30 - The Vision Falls Apart / Seth Rollins Turn
11:02 - Roman Reigns vs CM Punk Promo Analysis
25:58 - Restaurant Analogies (Denny's vs Bob Evans)
38:58 - Logan Paul & Austin Theory's Future
50:15 - Gunther vs Dragon Lee Discussion
58:28 - Liv Morgan's Problematic Promo
1:03:00 - Rhea Ripley & Iyo Sky Split Up
1:09:38 - Jade Cargill vs Rhea Twitter Drama
1:16:38 - Kyrie Sane & Asuka Segment Issues
1:23:30 - AJ Lee Promo Problems
1:27:43 - El Grande Americano vs Los Lotharios
1:30:23 - Dan Hausen WWE Debut Review
1:33:48 - Judgment Day & JD McDonagh
1:36:50 - Oscar & Kyrie Domestic Abuse Angle
1:39:30 - Obba Femi vs Rusev Setup
1:42:09 - Obba Femi Meet & Greet Controversy
1:46:41 - Penta vs Dominic Mysterio - Match of the Night!
1:32:40 - Final Thoughts & Wrap Up

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0:00.0

Fighting in the home, man, you feel a bit of foe.

0:03.1

Hey, where your father, hey with your father.

0:05.4

So you think you are the man, because you wipe it with your hand.

0:08.7

Here were your father.

0:10.1

Who are your father on the boys?

0:15.2

Wrestling soup.

0:16.4

I don't available.

0:18.4

I have opposite.

0:20.1

I can't help me.

0:23.5

Throwback as shit.

0:24.8

Wrestling Soup.

0:25.7

I'm Anthony Thomas.

0:26.8

He's Joe Numbers.

0:31.6

100% dead dads brought to you by wrestling soup.

0:36.3

Sure.

0:36.9

I was going to play like, you know, the demolition intro, but fuck, that's even better.

0:41.5

It's a fucking demolition anyways.

0:43.1

They're not even Hall of Famers.

0:44.7

Have you heard, have you heard of those guys?

0:47.2

I think they're like wrestlers or something.

0:50.2

Yeah.

0:51.5

Yeah.

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