I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND?
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🗓️ 8 February 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, PlanBri listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode of PlanBri Uncut brought to you by my favorite, my delicious, my sweet, sweet, sweet high noon that I actually maybe had one too many of yesterday. We'll get into that. But High Noon is amazing. I was drinking the non-carbonated version, |
| 0:22.2 | the vodka iced teas, which I've been on, and I put my friends on to yesterday that never tried it and they loved them. This whole podcast is brought to you by How New. My whole life is sponsored by High Noon. Guys, today's going to be a vintage episode, all right? It's like back in the olden days. I came in very out of it. |
| 0:35.7 | I didn't have a purse. |
| 0:36.9 | I don't have anything. |
| 0:37.7 | I came with my bathrobe coat on that everyone't have a purse. I don't have anything. |
| 0:37.7 | I came with my bathrobe coat on that everyone seems to hate, which I don't understand |
| 0:41.7 | because I love it so much. |
| 0:43.2 | And every time I wear it, people say, are you wearing a bathrobe? |
| 0:45.7 | No, it's a coat. |
| 0:46.3 | And you just don't fucking understand. |
| 0:47.6 | Like, it's comfortable. |
| 0:48.6 | It's squishy. |
| 0:49.5 | It's warm. |
| 0:50.1 | And I feel like I'm in a sleeping bag. Why wouldn't I wear it? It was way too much money, though. Absolutely ridiculous purchase by me. But yesterday was Tuesday, today's Wednesday. |
| 0:58.7 | And I went, so I went to film my friend Dave's show. He has like this thing called Welts and Bruises. |
| 1:05.9 | Check it out. But anyway, I went to record it. And I thought I was just going to come in, |
| 1:10.4 | record it. Then we were going to go, you know, back home. And we started drinking high noons because it's like a bar show. And we went and got bloody marries. And then all of a sudden, it's the middle of a Tuesday. And I can't see. And I'm like, oh, my God, how did this happen? And the thing about New York City. also, if you're looking at right now, just please don't. But the thing about New York City is everyone is available always to have a good time. So like you would think on a Tuesday afternoon, no one's going to come and drink with you at the bar. It's one call and everyone's at the bar. I'm like, |
| 1:44.9 | I get it. I don't have a real job. How is everyone else at the bar with me right now? It doesn't make any sense. And then I look around and I'm like, guys, none of us actually have real jobs. And then by the time all of our friends that do have real jobs got off of their real jobs and gave to meet us. We were too drunk, all right? I have so much, okay, I have so much to talk about. |
| 2:03.1 | I want to talk about the Gramm I have so much to talk about. |
| 2:03.1 | I want to talk about the Grammys. I want to talk about pop culture. I want to tell you guys some |
| 2:06.4 | stories. I feel like we haven't sat down and chatted for a while. But last night, okay, Hannah, |
| 2:11.6 | you're also not going to believe this. Okay, so last night was, West was having his, |
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