I Have A Micropenis

Other People’s Lives

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, it's just it is devastating, honestly, because you get attacked, you start to think, oh, I actually like this person.
0:05.0	But then it's like, oh, but then this dick is terrible.
0:09.0	I have you?
0:10.0	I've never seen Joe laugh so much on an episode. Welcome back to other people's lives. I'm Joe Sanigato. I'm Greg Dyback. For anyone out there
0:28.1	would like to be a guest on our show, don't hesitate to reach out to us. Our email is OPL
0:32.0	podcast at gmail.com. Today we're speaking to a man with a micro penis. He reached out to us and we are going to learn all about this, see how it affects his life, his relationships, and we've got the guests on the line. So thank you so much for being on today.
0:48.2	Hello, thanks for having me. Giving a voice to the voiceless. Yeah, I like that. That's a good, that's a good slogan for us. Appreciate that.
0:55.0	The micropenus people. Wow. No one speaks to us.
0:59.5	Yeah, I mean, we, honestly, we've been trying for a while, so we do appreciate you reaching out.
1:04.8	And we always say this to guess with like niche topics like this. Like, I could almost promise
1:10.7	you there is someone with
1:12.7	a micropenus listening to this like every topic we do it does seem to find someone that it that
1:18.9	can i'm sure there is someone yeah um well that's another thing i don't want anyone with micropenuses
1:23.7	trying to get old of me and send me pictures i I don't want to compare. I'm not into
1:29.2	kinky stuff like. Is that a thing and like is there a micropenus community? No, no. I don't know if there's a
1:33.8	micropenus community, but I'm sure there is. Yeah. So anyone listening, do not send pictures of your
1:39.7	micro penis into the show. But no, we appreciate it. We appreciate, you know, the humor you have,
1:46.7	you know, around this as well, always helps these conversations. But can you tell us when you
1:50.4	first realized that you had a micropenus? So when you emailed me about it, I was thinking about
1:56.4	it. And first of all, on the email, you said, does the micro penis affect your relationship?
2:02.1	He said, like, the micropeen.
2:04.1	Like it's a separate entity to my body.
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