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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

I Have a Lot of Band-Aids on My Hands (with Emily Altman)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Writer/Comedian Emily Altman (author of the self-help parody How To Be Sane) joins Tom and Julie to watch clips of self-help influencers. What SHOULD you be doing between the hours of 4am-8am to maximize your potential? Need a good joke to kick off your megachurch sermon? This is the episode for you! Plus Tom and Julie revisit one of the great advertising campaigns of our time - the Coors Light "And Twins" commercial. Also Red Hot Chili Peppers, that poster of Einstein sticking his tongue out, Jim Breuer's new comedy special, Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram videos, Elon Musk's bomber jacket, and more!


CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Keith Krohn's Morning Regimen

*Joel Osteen Jokes Collection


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Attention all Double Threat fans!

0:02.0

We have a very exciting announcement for you!

0:06.0

And we wanted you, our biggest supporters, to be the first to know.

0:10.0

Starting Wednesday, August 27th, we will be releasing a brand new video every week on our YouTube channel.

0:17.0

And that's YouTube.com slash at Double ThreatPod.

0:21.6

Each week we'll be giving you a bite-sized look at some of our favorite moments from the show.

0:27.4

Plus, a back catalog of our most treasured clips we've unearthed over the past few years.

0:34.1

Which will be, who decided this?

0:36.4

Which will be known as the clipped crypt.

0:39.2

I'm going to, I'm not here to give notes, but the only thing I'll say in this one, maybe

0:42.6

try to cut the horror and disgust of this thing being called the clip crypt.

0:48.5

Plus, a back catalog of our most treasured clips we've unearthed over the past few years.

0:54.1

Which will be known as the clip crypt.

0:58.4

And you know what the best part is?

1:00.6

It's 100% free.

1:04.2

That was my favorite one because you were trying to be polite by putting your hand in front of your mouth.

1:08.9

It was so much spicier than I anticipated.

1:12.7

So do us a favor, please. Head on over to YouTube.com slash at Double ThreatPot and subscribe right now.

1:19.8

And don't worry, you'll still receive a brand new episode of this great program every week, same as always.

1:26.0

So we'll see you there on Wednesday August 27th with a

1:28.7

brand new video and the week after that and the week after that and the week after that and the week after

1:34.5

that and the week after that and the week after that and the week after that forever Julie Klausner

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