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Hello! We're live on the Vergecast,

which I, as a man, have still completely not learned how to begin,

and I refuse to try.

And that really characterized our show,

a lack of effort,

to refuse to try very hard.

For people who can't see the video,

you literally struggled to remove your fingers from the keyboard.

You realize that you need to stop,

and your body revolted on you.

No, it's like, there's so many tweets to send at Alvin the World.

Hello, this is a Vergecast where we talk about the Verge,

which is cool.

It's at theverge.com.

But we talk about it with people who work the Verge.

I'm one of those people.

I'm Neil Ipatel.

I'm Chris Plant, and I'm Sam Sheffer.

And I'm very worried about the opening segment of our session.

So Sam Sheffer, who's our social media man,

our Snapchat about town,

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