I Hate My BFF’s Boyfriend

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Join Father Cooper for a cozy Sunday session where she takes us all to Big Al bootcamp with questions of the week. Alex gives her take on whether or not you should tell your partner what type of engagement ring you want and reminds us why we should never leave important decisions to men. She walks you through how to tell your BFF that you don’t like her boyfriend and also gives a PSA about being too old for hickies (it’s time to knock that vampire shit off)! Then, she reflects on the ways her life has changed over the past few years and why growing up should be exciting instead of scary. Finally, she shares her biggest takeaways from her wedding and how she and Matt managed to stay present and be in the moment throughout the weekend. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Sunday morning fought this cowlin do do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
0:05.6	every Sunday's for this day.
0:09.8	What the fuck?
0:12.2	That was pretty good, right?
0:13.0	Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy.
0:18.0	It is your father, Alex Cooper, back at it again.
0:21.0	Oh my god, wait, that just reminded me.
0:23.6	So this past weekend I was at the Kentucky Derby
0:26.9	and I'm sitting outside with Matt and Lauren
0:31.0	and a couple other people and we're waiting for our car and there's this girl
0:34.5	walking through the parking lot and there's these two security guards they're like
0:39.3	older women and they're sitting there and this girl starts freaking out she's like father like
0:43.9	father I'd love you father and the security guard women turn around and they're
0:49.5	staring at me and they're like do you think that girl like like who is she talking to
0:54.6	like there's no men over there because like Matt was off doing something
0:57.2	talking to someone else and the girls like no that's my father and then these two
1:02.4	older women are like damn like people are so confused
1:04.6	nowadays and they had no concept of like what was going on it's really funny to
1:09.1	see out of context people in the daddy gang use the terminology that we have in the show like
1:14.0	daddy or dad or father and people that have no idea like literally what the
1:18.8	fuck is wrong with you guys nothing is wrong with us we're fucking. You should join the mother-fucking club. We're under. So today I am going to answer questions because we need to talk things through right now.
1:53.0	I feel like there's a lot of like emotions going on.
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