“I HATE CHRISTIANS BECAUSE...” #ChurchOfTheUndead
Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories
Darren Marlar
4.6 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2024
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Hear previous messages and find our social media at https://WeirdDarkness.com/Church! Please share this podcast with your friends, family, and co-workers, and post a link to this episode in your own social media! Thank you, and God bless!
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Darren Marlar is a licensed minister through the Universal Life Church: https://www.themonastery.org. Find his other podcast, Weird Darkness, in your favorite podcast app at https://weirddarkness.com/listen. “Church Of The Undead” theme music by Epidemic Sound.
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"I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46
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Find out how to escape eternal darkness at https://weirddarkness.com/eternaldarkness
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| 0:00.0 | Our next weirdo watch party is Saturday, April 13th. |
| 0:04.0 | Are all the men gathered and all the fools? |
| 0:07.0 | We'll be treated to a Roger Corman crap fest from 1958, |
| 0:11.0 | Teenage Caveman starring Robert Vaughn. |
| 0:14.0 | There are shadows there deep and cold and dirt that eats men. |
| 0:17.0 | Did he just say dirt that eats men? |
| 0:19.0 | There are shadows there deep and cold and dirt that eats men. |
| 0:22.0 | Yep, guess so. |
| 0:24.0 | Mistress Malicious and her Mistress Peace Theater will keep us entertained throughout the film |
| 0:28.0 | as we watch this caveman teenager with great hair go into the jungle to fight prehistoric monsters like dogs and |
| 0:37.6 | and an armadillo whatever they're prehistoric creatures an animal is far more terrible than any you've seen. |
| 0:45.0 | Our watch party is always free to watch online, |
| 0:48.0 | so grab your popcorn, candy, and soda, and jump into the fun, |
| 0:51.0 | and even get involved in the live chat as we watch the movie. |
| 0:54.7 | We could make a place to lie down on. |
| 0:56.7 | Plus during this weirdo watch party I'll be giving away a creepy crate to one lucky |
| 1:01.2 | winner full of scary surprises like horror collectibles, true crime-themed |
| 1:05.8 | accessories, books, terrifying trinkets, and more with some weird darkness swag added in. |
| 1:12.0 | You won't know what's in the creepy crate until you open it. |
| 1:14.7 | Strengthening his courage, his daring, his dreams. And I'll be giving instructions |
| 1:19.7 | on how to win the creepy crate inside the chat during the movie so you have to tune in to win. |
| 1:25.9 | It's Teenage Caveman Saturday April 13th hosted by Mistress Peace Theater. |
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