I Hate Babies with Writer Penelope Lombard

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4.1 • 529 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2012

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Writer/Humorist Penelope Lombard, has the guts to say 'I hate babies!' Hey, them's fightin' words! Listen to a side of the baby debate you may not have heard, on this week's Story Worthy. Also, there's lots of diapering talk that does not involve babies....what???

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0:00.0	Welcome to the story-worthy podcast.
0:15.4	Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn, and Hannes Finn.
0:27.5	Thank you. Christine Blackburn and Honest Finney. Welcome to Storyworthy. I am Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with...
0:31.3	Hannes Finne. We're coming to you from the headquarters of the Republican National Committee in Washington, D.C.
0:36.9	Wow, wow, wow. What's going on, Honest? Well, the reason that we're coming to you from the RNC headquarters is the topic tonight is I hate babies. And the Republicans, in my opinion, hate babies. They love the unborn. Can't get enough of the zygotes, can't get enough of the fetuses. Once you're born, fuck you. Health care, forget about it. Pre-9, you know, vitamins, screw you. So you think, okay, so the topic tonight, by the way, Penelope Lombard, she's our guest tonight. And she says, I hate babies. Yeah, she brought the topic. She's a comedian. She's a writer. She says she hates babies. Mother of 12. Let's yet, I hate babies. That's not true.
1:10.9	She has a comedian. She's a writer. She says she hates babies. Mother of 12. Let's yet I hate babies. That's not true. She has no children. She has cats, is what I understand. But the point is, is that Penelope brings this title. So then you put us at the RNC and D.C. Because you believe, Honest, the Republicans, seriously, you think they hate babies?
1:30.0	They just, they're not crazy about the living.
1:31.6	They love the unborn.
1:31.9	Right.
1:36.7	Again, like I said, they can't do enough to protect the unborn.
1:37.1	Right.
1:42.3	But the born say, oh, like that kid who just got shot down to Florida, screw you.
1:42.8	Right.
2:18.4	You shouldn't have been wearing a hoodie and you shouldn't have been black. Oh. But if, if it was 17 years ago and her mother and his mother was considering an abortion, they'd be like, oh no, all life is sacred, except once you're born, then we feel free to kill you. Okay. Okay. Well, you know, I don't know. I mean, I think that Penelope Lombard could be coming at this in a tongue-in-cheek way. I don't know. I doubt that she has brought it to the hot, hot political level that I have because I am so politically political that I have. Well, it's a political year, isn't it? And so, you know, I'm actually sick of all of it.
2:22.6	It's natural to get a little bit amped up. I know people that treat politics like sports.
2:25.7	You know what I mean? Some people, like you're into the Packers or whatever, your sports team.
2:29.3	Some people are so into hockey right now. They're losing their minds. But then there's this whole other sector of people that are so into politics, they just can't get enough. And they watch the same coverage over and over and over again.
2:36.8	You know, and whatever, CNN and then Fox News and they go back and forth.
2:39.8	It's actually very much like sports, very good.
2:41.9	Not football, but more like, say, basketball or hockey.
2:44.7	Because the vast majority, I say, of the American population really doesn't care that much
2:49.9	about, say, the regular basketball season.
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