I had to tell an Instacart guy he's supposed to check the ripeness of my avocado he said that's not his problem (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

This week we do feminist analysis of Bro instacart delivery workers who are doing ableism by deciding to cancel my order of buffalo wings and get their hair cut instead

Also, a City Council member of a Missouri town tries to publicly shame a local restaurant for refusing to serve him 20 minutes before closing, and an aggressive vietnam veteran comes to his aid in the comments.

Finally, we check out how Herschel Walker's campaign is going with a recent debate between the democratic candidate. A fake-badge-wielding psychopath VS. a police-loving minister/landlord. How can the people of Georgia lose?

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0:00.0	Do you hear about this?
0:02.9	Do you hear about the grocery gig store shit?
0:06.0	I don't understand it because it's like, I mean, your job is to make my life remarkably easy.
0:11.2	Yeah.
0:11.4	And you're going to make it difficult for me?
0:13.7	Like, yeah, I think that part of being able to, you know, be in Instagram, you should know, you should know how to pick fresh produce.
0:20.5	And I want you to know what's in season.
0:22.3	I want you to tell,
0:23.1	I want to be able to say seasonal.
0:25.8	And then you bring me the produce that's called for.
0:28.8	And I shouldn't have to tell you I need to be organic either.
0:31.6	Yeah.
0:31.7	I mean, you got,
0:32.3	I'm furious with these people.
0:34.6	You got farm workers picking the produce for like five cents a piece, right?
0:40.8	Yeah.
0:41.2	And you can't even pick it up for five cents.
0:44.6	All right.
0:45.3	That's okay.
0:46.2	It sounds like privilege.
0:47.6	Sounds like privilege to me.
0:49.7	You don't have to bend over to pick up that produce.
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