"I HAD TO GIVE A RESTRAINING ORDER"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order. Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother. Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello? How are you?
0:02.0	How are you?
0:03.0	Are you good? How are you?
0:05.0	I'm a gecko on the computer. Life's crazy.
0:08.0	Oh, I guess that's one so exciting.
0:10.0	Um, what is your name?
0:13.0	What is your name, caller?
0:15.0	My name is Lila.
0:16.0	It's nice to be talking to you.
0:19.0	Lila, it's very nice to be talking to you too.
0:22.0	Is there anything in particular that you wanted to talk about here?
0:29.9	Well yeah, like I wanted to sort of share an experience of mine that I had like a couple years ago when I was in high school.
0:38.0	So my senior year, my high school math teacher actually tried like breaking into my home and like causing harm to me and stuff.
0:47.8	Your math teacher broke into your home?
0:51.5	Yeah like my algebra math teacher.
0:54.0	Uh, how did that happen?
0:59.0	Well, like to start, like I took algebra my senior year and this is like in 2019, so this is a few years ago.
1:09.0	And my, I actually my identical twin sister and I both had him like as our teacher and he was like super
1:15.2	normal he was considered a young teacher like in his like early 30s I guess and but he was like
1:21.2	super cool especially through seniors since we were all going to graduate.
1:25.0	But I started personally noticing like his weird behavior,
1:30.0	probably like a month before my twin and I I turned 18 like no lie like there was a
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