I Had Sex with the Ugly Neighbor
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Grace’s dad tries to jokingly set her up with the new kid on the block, so she pretends they’ve been hooking up already!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:24.6 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. An unusual phone tap. What's it all about today, Gary? I have a treat for you today. All right. So Joseph wants to play a phone tap on his daughter, Grace, about this kid on their block that he knows his daughter's really not into. So he's like, let's tease my daughter about me trying to hook her up with the kid on the block. Oh, that's sad. Sad, but we thought, okay, that's okay. But I think I have a better idea. So I called up Grace, the daughter, and said, hey, listen, your dad wants to play a phone tap on you. So let's turn the tables on him and Wow. And phone tap instead. Wow. So we're about to |
| 0:39.5 | reverse the phone tap and phone tap dad. Well, I like that you're doing this. So let's reverse the |
| 0:44.3 | phone tap on him. Yes. All right. Let's see what happens in today's phone tap. Listen in. |
| 0:49.3 | Hello. Hey, how you doing? Hi, dad. What's going on? I just want to say hello, see how you're doing. Okay. Well, I'm done with school. I'll probably be home. I don't know, in like 20 minutes? Hey, you know that ugly kid in the neighborhood that you don't like? You know the guy? Yeah, I don't, yes. What do you think about that guy now? What do you think about it? Do you ever talk to them in school? Do you ever, do you know him? No, why would I, no, Dad, I don't, yes, what? What? What do you think about that guy now? What? What do you think about it? |
| 1:10.9 | Do you ever talk to him in school? |
| 1:12.0 | Do you ever, do you know him? |
| 1:13.1 | No, why would I, no, dad. |
| 1:14.5 | I don't have any, no, I don't talk to him. |
| 1:23.7 | I don't know, he's kind of growing on me. I kind of like the guy now. I think, actually, you know what? I want to sit you guys up on a date, and I think you should... Are you kidding me? |
| 1:24.4 | I want you to have a talk with him. |
| 1:25.7 | His name is... |
| 1:26.5 | Dad, do not. |
| 1:27.3 | Dad, I'm telling you seriously. |
| 1:28.6 | I don't want you meddling my life. |
| 1:29.8 | You know, I think I just passed him on... |
| 1:31.3 | I'm going to have a talk with him. His name is... Dad, do not... Dad, I'm telling you seriously. |
| 1:28.6 | I don't want you meddling my life. |
| 1:29.8 | You know, I just passed him on the... |
| 1:31.3 | You know what? |
| 1:32.0 | I'm going to pick him up. |
| 1:32.9 | I'm going to go pick him up. |
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