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Daddy Issues

"I Gotta Stop Saying Buttcheeks"

Daddy Issues

Transit Pictures

Comedy, Improv

5.0776 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

What up PEEPS!? This week on The Daddy Issues Podcast we're talking sex guns and saying things you shouldn't say. GET IN ON THIS. 

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0:00.0

Eight years old is the first time I rolled my ankle.

0:02.0

It's been jacked up ever since.

0:04.0

Man, eight.

0:05.0

I got too bad ankle.

0:06.0

I don't think he's supposed to be able to roll an ankle at eight.

0:09.0

We were playing football and I was a cornerback and it was a deep pass and I'm not looking at him.

0:16.0

I'm looking at the ball and I had caught up to him and stepped on the back of his foot when I was

0:21.2

looking up and it rolled over and I hollered my dad came running outside and he was like what

0:26.0

happened I was like I don't know and you know I never did that yeah and my dad was like kind of roasting

0:31.0

me for her like man you scream like you was about to die I was like I'm eight I've never rolled

0:34.5

an ankle in my life I'm in the most pain I've ever been. Yeah, this is, I don't know what this is.

0:39.6

And then I was mad at the kid for being slow

0:41.5

because I was like, had you been faster,

0:43.6

I wouldn't have caught you.

0:44.6

Right.

0:45.9

You're so far.

0:46.8

You're going to blame him.

0:47.5

Yeah, because I was on my ball hawking skills.

0:49.1

I knew not to watch the receiver.

0:50.5

I'm not looking for the ball I'm about to pick this all you were way to advance right first ball he was playing cornerback I was like wait y'all had positions

0:57.5

cornerback at eight I was ready you just played football's like all right everybody go out go

1:02.1

right now get a two out your plays on the hand yeah I playing, like, tackle football at eight.

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