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Ridiculous Crime

I Got the Need, the Need for Weed: Randy Lanier

Ridiculous Crime

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, History, True Crime

4.51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Randy Lanier started as a construction site weed dealer and over the years graduated to major drug smuggler, bringing hundreds of tons of grass into the USA. To add to the risk factor, he also became a Formula One driver and team owner. So much fun! Until it wasn't.  

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:22.5

Ridiculous crime is a production of IHeart Radio. Zarin. Elizabeth. Zaron, how are you? I'm doing pretty well. I've just been in here waiting for you. I'm all excited to see you and you walk in with that big smile. It's so good to see you. Yeah. You know, I'm hoping things are going to look up. Oh, same. I'm trying to be positive these days. I'm trying to be hopeful and positive.

0:23.2

Yeah.

0:23.6

I'm trying to be optimistic and being like, I've been watching a lot of stuff about Vietnam. Well, that helps to be. For me, it provides perspective. To go from like 60, like early 60s, I actually started like, you know, at the end of World War II, the coverage. And then by the time you get to 68 and everything's just mad revolution,

0:41.4

like, okay, I can kind of see how these things, you know, break and change.

0:44.9

Sure.

0:45.3

So it was just giving me a little like, okay, we've gotten through crazy.

0:48.7

That's true. That's true.

0:50.3

Listen, aside from you binge watching Vietnam documentaries, you know it's ridiculous?

0:56.8

Oh my God, do I, Elizabeth.

0:58.7

I saw this and I had to tell you about it.

1:01.3

There was this woman named Marsha Morgan.

1:04.1

She was 48 years old at the time.

1:06.0

And she did what I have occasionally done, which you look at your window and you see someone who's

1:11.8

parked in front of your place. You're like, what the hell are they doing in my parking spot,

1:15.5

right? On the public street. But you still look at it as like your parking space,

1:19.9

because they're right in front of your place. I admit it makes no sense. It's not one of my best

1:24.0

qualities, but I have gotten upset when I'm like, what are they doing parking there?

1:28.2

Yeah. Right? So she did something I can totally understand. She went out and tried to do something about it.

1:35.1

She wasn't violent. She wasn't like mad destructive. She just took a bunch of toilet paper and she like toilet papered the car that was parked in what she conceived of

1:45.5

is her space.

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