Hey, everybody. No. Oh my God, that's not this channel. I was so prepared. I was like, I'm in it. I'm going to have energy. I'm going to open. This is going to be great. And I did the wrong channel. This is not my main channel. We do not say, hey, everybody here. I mean, we can. There's no rules. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Hi,

welcome to Rachel uncensored. One of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored version of me. Hi, I'm Rachel. Welcome to my podcast. It's that I, it's because I

wanted to talk about something. I wanted to just jump into it. And I was so excited. My brain doesn't work when I get excited, which is very often.

But I wanted to say, I'm drinking dandelion tea right now, dandelion root tea. Now, hold on,

one second. Let me take a simple. I have beef with tea. Okay? Tea is incredibly good for you.

Danny Lane tea has so many benefits, camomile tea, black tea, all these teas. They're like

medicines. They genuinely are. I think the states are the only place that don't use them as

medicines.

It's when people have tea here, it's sweet tea or black fruity tea, ice tea.

No one's having high tea here in the States, which is a mistake.

Also, put a little milk in that shit.

Let's go.

Some Earl Grey with a little milk.

The Europeans, they kind of know what they're doing.

Maybe it's because of the Boston Tea Party where we decided to give the middle finger to tea. We're like, fuck you, tariffs. It's as if people don't read history books. Anyway, I have so many things to say. One, I'm drinking dandelion tea because

there are so many benefits to it, but it tastes like but. I have to add a bunch of honey in order

to enjoy it, but honey has a bunch of benefits too, especially if you get local honey, but you have

to make sure not to get the fake honey where they say it's honey. They're like, totally.

It's honey.

Don't even worry about it.

Stop stressing.

It's honey.

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