I Got Papers On That Man - 5.5.26

Run That Prank

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Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.3	I got it for you. But before we do this, Mother's Day coming up, I got to ask y'all something. Now, y'all always getting on me, y'all always telling me, it's Mother's Day. Got to make sure you take care of your wife. Take care of your wife. Take care of your wife. Right? Y'all always telling me that. Okay, my wife let me know last week, she won't be here for Mother's Day.
0:27.1	She's going out of time with her girlfriend.
0:29.9	Now, what, come on.
0:31.8	And that's what I told y'all.
0:33.5	I had the right mind from the beginning because she ain't my mom.
0:37.4	I told you. She is the beginning because she ain't my mom.
0:38.1	I told you.
0:39.9	She is the mother.
0:46.6	And not just going out of town, out the country, leaving on Mother's Day.
0:47.4	Yeah.
0:47.7	Yeah.
0:50.5	So, what's that she should be able to do that. Because she has given birth to these children.
0:51.9	Yeah.
0:52.3	And that's what she wants for me.
0:53.6	It has to be something personal for her.
0:55.8	You can't get her a blender or a vacuum clean.
0:58.1	No appliance.
0:58.7	There's got to be something for her.
1:00.0	If that's what she wants, man, you're off the hook. What's you complaining about? What is wrong? So, so, okay, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so do I have to buy something now? Yes, you still have to buy something.
1:12.0	Yeah.
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