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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

I Got My Junk Stuck

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Getting naked in front of the doctor is so awkward MOM-TENT: The top 55 household arguments - from messy bedrooms to games night rows A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTORY: I got my junk stuck. Today’s Quote: “The punishment imposed on us for claiming true self can never be worse than the punishment we impose on ourselves by failing to make that claim.” Parker Palmer   Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Gonna give you a PG-13 warning on the front side of this today because I literally laughed when

0:07.3

I saw the name of this segment. We used to, back in the day, throw out crazy topics and we created

0:17.3

them because we would, in hopes that nobody could call, that could we create a topic that was

0:22.1

so outrageous that nobody would call. And the topic that we had created for the day was,

0:26.9

has there anybody that's ever gotten their junk stuck in something?

0:33.8

What do we get to call the answers? Yes, and you'll hear that today in a moment in Kramer history.

0:39.2

Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a Mama's boy.

0:43.6

Not just any Mama's boy, you're a certified Mama's boy. And this is the certified Mama's boy

0:51.7

podcast. What's up? How you doing? Welcome to the show. This is a daily podcast. I do my

0:56.5

mom. Today, by the way, the 28th of September, we have three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom.

1:02.0

That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom. My co-host Nancy Anci.

1:06.0

Hi, mom. Hi, honey. I'm hoping that you're going to hear today's episode, to be honest with you.

1:11.3

This may be the episode that was never actually aired. We happened. What's happening on your side?

1:17.6

So the water company cut the line to the internet and they're out there working on it. I can see

1:25.4

their truck and Jim just wrote up there and they said they had no idea how long it was going to

1:30.9

take them. So our, you know, our one thing that can't go wrong is the internet. And so, yeah,

1:37.4

we'll see. We'll see how this goes. I'm not sure if it's going to make any sense, but we're going

1:40.5

to try our best. I will like to start today's show talking about my crotch. I know it's been a

1:45.9

major concern. It's been a while. I know. It's been a minute. I have been suffering with what I

1:54.0

thought was a case of jockage for the last year and a half. And been through several rounds of

2:02.2

medication, nothing worked. Back in July, I finally, my doctor's like, listen, just go see a

2:08.0

dermatologist. Like, I don't know. I'm out of ideas. And so finally, by the way, it takes way too

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