And 10 kilos a blow.

I know I said I just wanted to make a million.

Two sounds a lot nicer.

And that's when I see the lights behind me start to flash.

And I didn't even think. I just hit it.

Bam!

I started taking off down this residential street, probably 80,

90 miles an hour. He looks at me and he goes, fucking say it again, you little shithead. That's

another two years I tacked on. And I was so stunned. I had no saliva left. I mean,

picture the worst bombing that I've ever had on stage as a stand-up comedian.

And it could not compare to the dread and humiliation that I had at that moment.

And I was speechless.

There was no ratting or informing because I could not physically speak.

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Okay, so last episode, I talked about my time in Colombia and all of the craziness that was involved with that.

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