I Got Hammered and Took Buzzfeed Quizzes

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Tipsy and talking through your titillating secrets, Chris gets hammered and takes Buzzfeed quizzes, leaves opinions about The Tortured Poets Department at the door, gives the final verdict on gaslighting your friends, unpacks the Unhinged citizen inbox, spills about secret spouses, finds out what movie his summer will be most like, dives into all things lakes, buzzes about old summer anthems, debates between Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, and Olivia Rodrigo, investigates It Girls from the past eight years, wonders about rom-coms, and gets real about his strengths and weaknesses.

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Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris),

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.0	Worm.
0:10.0	Get on your bed. Daddy's trying to have a cocktail good girl
0:16.7	Okay, well you want some to apparently all righty well you're not getting any
0:21.4	Hi everybody what's up welcome back to unhinged Well, you're not getting any. Hi, everybody.
0:23.2	What's up?
0:23.8	Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:26.0	I am Chris Clemens.
0:28.2	Now, today, I realized it was Friday,
0:32.2	which means that I should probably record an episode and so in the spirit of being a procrastinator and also a bullshitter, I figured it's Friday night, I haven't had a drink all week, and I want to get absolutely hammered and take some buzzfeed quizzes.
0:50.8	I never really took buzzfeed quizzes back in the day that didn't really
0:54.8	excite me I was looking for something a little stronger and by that I just mean
0:58.6	David Beckham nudes so that's where I was not taking those few quizzes, but I have a gorgeous little April
1:08.0	spritz next to me. I've got the contents of it to keep making it. Oh my God I realize that I'm drinking on a
1:14.4	semi-empty stomach so wow this really is gonna go downhill. I'm not gonna need
1:21.0	a buzzfeed quiz to tell me how fucked up I'll be I know that one your honor I'm sure it's a picture of the guy from breaking bad
1:28.0	I'm sure that's what BuzzFeed will be giving me now I did forget to mention this episodes and episodes ago, but a running joke for those of you who like sort of watched this set get made. I have, I pictured there being like fake grass on the floor
1:46.1	so it looked like an outside place inside. I mean the whole set is a huge
1:51.0	fucking question mark that truly rattles my brain daily and stresses me just the fuck out.
1:57.4	But a lot of people have been like, well, I can't wait for one of your dogs to poop on the grass and I'm like shut up.
2:04.8	You fucking negative Nancy I don't want to hear it okay?
2:08.7	Shut up!
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