"I Get Really Itchy" Michael & The Furry | Nathan (Fursona)
The Michael Knowles Show
The Michael Knowles Show
4.7 • 29.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2026
⏱️ 125 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention all passengers. |
| 0:04.0 | The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend will depart in four minutes from Platform 6. |
| 0:10.0 | Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view and a table seat, ideal for playing footsie beneath. |
| 0:17.0 | Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. Trains on Uber. |
| 0:23.6 | Do you think your life would be better if you were not a furry? |
| 0:31.6 | If I wasn't a furry, well I'd probably be dead. |
| 0:34.6 | My associate producer, Professor Jacob, he went to a furry convention, and he said that he saw |
| 0:40.3 | a big STD screening booth. |
| 0:43.3 | Why do they have an STD booth? |
| 0:45.3 | There are parties that do happen. |
| 0:47.3 | It's better to be safe than to be sorry. |
| 0:50.3 | Would you take your head off, your fur head off, |
| 0:53.3 | tell the world who you really are, |
| 0:54.7 | or no. You want to remain anonymous as a furry. |
| 1:10.2 | When Macbeth could no longer make sense of the world, he said that life was a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. |
| 1:20.5 | Now, I think he was wrong. I think life signifies a lot. What we are seeking to understand today is a tale full of sound and furries, signifying |
| 1:31.5 | something. So I am joined, very pleased to be joined, by Nathan. Nathan, thank you for coming |
| 1:38.1 | on the show. |
| 1:38.7 | It's nice to be here. |
| 1:40.7 | You're a furry. |
| 1:41.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:42.7 | We've all heard, it's hard to miss, it's hard to mistake, yes. |
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