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Now this story comes from Key Salamanda 5906 from the Ami the Arsoul here subreddit.

It does have a couple of updates as well, and it's titled Am I the Assall Here for Giving My Wife an Ultimatum.

I 35 male have been married to my wife 37 female for seven years.

We were together another three before that.

We had a daughter five female.

On the outside, our marriage appears to be perfect.

She and I own a nice house with a good school district.

I have a great kid and both work full time.

Her job requires her to do some travel, and once we're in the office three days a week.

My job does not pay as well, but I work completely remote and spent a lot of time taking

my daughter to soccer or doctor's appointments, as well as keeping up around the house.

Before anyone asks, this is not a weight gain issue. I'm active and fit, and my wife is the same.

For the past four years or so, my wife has basically shown no interest in our marriage, and acts more like my roommate than partner.

We have basically no romance

or intimacy. When I say intimacy, I know some people will jump to sex, but to me intimacy means

acting like a couple. Hand holding, kisses, cuddling and obviously sex. None of those are

really things my wife wants to do, and makes it painfully obvious that she isn't

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