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Smokey the Bears.

Then you know why Smokey tells you when he sees you passing through.

Remember, please be careful.

It's the least that you can do.

That's what you desire.

Don't play with matches.

Don't play with fire.

After 80 years of learning his wildfire prevention tips, Smokey Bear lives within us all. Learn more at smoky bear.com. And remember, Only you can prevent wildfires. Brought to you by the USDA Forest Service, your state forester and the ad council. Here's your free money phone tag. Worth a thousand dollars. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durant. The Elvis Durant phone tap. What a phone tap from Garrett. Yes. All right. Tell them all about it. Well, Barbara wants to phone tap her daughter, Cassidy. Now, Barbara from time to time has been trying to hook Cassidy up with some dates because she feels like she needs to be out there in the world. But Cassidy is not all about it.

So I'm going to start the call to Cassidy asking her out on a date.

Mothers should not meddle.

Exactly.

And then mom's going to jump in later on.

I hope she learns her lesson.

Here's today as Garrett Fentownown.

Hello.

Cassidy.

Hello.

Is this Cassidy?

Yeah.

Hi, this is Mitch, and I got your number from a friend, and this is so weird.

I was just wondering maybe if you want to go out sometime.

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