A player attempts to seduce dungeon master both in character and out of character and causes a complete collapse of the gaming group and even an in-world life breakup.

This whole situation was bizarre, unexpected, it came completely out of nowhere.

So since his story is a little bit more intricate, here are the characters involved.

The dungeon master is referred to as me, the OP. Dave is my roommate,

playing a half-orc fighter. Annie was Dave's girlfriend playing a halfling cleric. Rich is a friend of

mine and Dave's playing a zany gnome sorcerer. And Trish, the problem player, was playing a foxfolk,

a re-skinned tabaxi bard, because, of course, she was.

She could also never quite decide whether this person was more cat or more fox or both.

It was weird.

So we cast our minds back to the days of yore, 2013.

I was at university and we were playing Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 edition.

For context, I'm not really the

typical nerd archetype. I'm fairly tall and my biggest interest outside of tabletop RPGs,

science, math, nerdy movies, and video games is playing rugby. I was on the university team. I am or was

being an adult sucks, something of a socialite. I also host parties.

I love being the center of attention.

I love singing.

In short, my highest IRL stats is charisma.

My lowest is apparently wisdom.

Yes, I'm a dude bro.

Yes, the exact stereotype you're thinking of.

That one is me.

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