A player attempts to seduce Dungeon Master, both in character and out of character, and

causes a complete collapse of the gaming group and even an in real life breakup.

This whole situation was bizarre, unexpected and came completely out of nowhere.

So since this story is a little bit more intricate, here are the characters involved.

The Dungeon Master is referred to as me, the OP.

Dave is my roommate, playing a half-orc fighter, Annie was Dave's girlfriend, playing

a half-ling cleric, rich as a friend of mine and Dave's, playing a zany, gnome sorcerer,

and Trish, the problem player, was playing a fox folk, a re-skinned tabaxi bard, because

of course she was.

She could also never quite decide whether this person was more cat or more fox or both.

It was weird.

So we cast our minds back to the days of your 2013.

I was at university and we were playing Dungeons & Dragons 3.5 edition.

For context, I'm not really the typical nerd archetype.

I'm fairly tall and my biggest interest outside of tabletop RPGs, science, math, nerdy

movies, and video games is playing rugby.

I was on the university team, I am, or was, being an adult sucks, something of a social

light.

I also host parties, I love being the center of attention, I love singing.

In short, my highest IRL stat is charisma.

My lowest is apparently wisdom.

Yes, I'm a dude, bro.

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