Hello.

Hello. Um, I think my biggest pet peeve in life is when influencers say that they work hard.

My second biggest pet peeve is that sometimes it's true because I feel that I work harder than any coder at TikTok.

Here's the thing about me.

I go into phases on TikTok where I become obsessed with whatever niche fucking subject.

Like I will have like a week of the month where everything on my FYP is just like scattered.

And then they'll feed me some niche content that I tunnel vision and anything outside of that, I won't even click on.

I rebuild my for you page every three weeks. And I was deep in my dark mafia romance era.

I'm a firm believer on the idea that for every word that you read with your retinas, for every

word of dark mafia romance that your

photoreceptors intake through your eyeballs, your brain chemistry changes. And it creates

this little lag in the brain. If your name is a variation of Nikolai, Dante, Roman, I read every

book on the market about you. And now my FYP for like four weeks straight was like the most unhinged dark mafia romance settings.

It's like, when you've been kidnapped by your future husband and he chains you up in the basement,

but then he like gives you an extra serving of meal because you like your ass

thick. And it's just like I'm eating it up, right? I thought you were reading the NBA player right now.

Oh yeah. No, I've cleansed. I've cleansed my soul and now I'm just back to like regular smut.

Okay. Because sometimes the dark mafia romance gets, gets a little unhinged.

Like at some point you've got to be like, I just don't think it's realistic that he got shot at 100 times, but he's still making out with you while there's like bullets flying slowmo in the air.

You know what?

I'm going to get back to dark mafia room. I'm just kidding.

I need you to understand the phase of my life that I was in.

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