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🗓️ 6 June 2013
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | The Okay, that's where we're starting at. |
0:17.0 | That's where we're starting at. |
0:20.0 | Eat shit and die everybody. |
0:22.0 | That's where we're starting at. We'll take it from each shit and die everybody. That's where we're starting at. We'll take it from each |
0:24.5 | shit and die and then find our way from there. That's the starting point today. |
0:28.8 | Pure frustration. Took my car to get serviced. My house key was on the keychain with my car key. |
0:38.0 | Therefore, when I arrived home after a 10 hour drive home from where this car service was supposed to occur. |
0:47.0 | Uh-oh, I'm a lockdown. I'm a lockdown. I'm a lockdown. I literally had to just sit on the stairs outside of my abode. My black mold |
1:00.7 | corroded abode and really just try to accept it for 10 minutes. |
1:05.2 | I just had to sit there and go, okay? |
1:06.7 | You still don't accept that this is reality. |
1:09.5 | You're still not accepting it, okay, that's fine. |
1:12.0 | We can wait and then eventually I got back in my car and |
1:18.0 | drove right back from whence I came and then I got my key and drove right back from whence I had come from that time. |
1:27.0 | So what a day? |
1:28.0 | Also realized I lost my sunglasses. |
1:30.0 | Look, you know, white people problems, I get it problems I get it I get it a lot of you are sick and a lot of |
1:36.7 | you are suffering a lot of you are you know stuck in dead end jobs. |
1:47.0 | But you know it's all relative. |
1:50.0 | Nia. Just a little sample of what it's like to hang out with me. |
1:55.0 | Okay, a couple things. |
2:00.0 | First of all, I've never mentioned this before, |
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