I F*cking Hate Them | Financial Audit
Financial Audit
Caleb Hammer
4.4 • 894 Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 106 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. |
| 0:03.3 | You're the annoying one in this conversation. |
| 0:04.8 | That is why I am ripping you. As you should. We probably need someone to stand up to you for the first time because he never has, because he's probably a little bit of a pussy. Go f*** yourself. Don't be so f***matic. Do you not let him speak in the house? No. No. I think no was the correct answer. Is that you projecting? |
| 0:19.6 | We don't listen to people that look like you anymore. |
| 0:22.4 | Is it a woman thing? |
| 0:23.6 | No, SJ think no was the correct answer. Is that you projecting? We don't listen to people that look like you anymore. Is it a woman thing? No, SJW thing. So you're sexes. You don't give a f*** about your relationship. I'm working on it. Work harder. Get your free trial to the dollar-wise budgeting app today. Join the tens of thousands of active users who are taking control of their money and changing their lives. With new features being added constantly, there's no reason not to try it. And if you like it, choose the annual version to save a ton of money and get my budget-friendly cookbooks signed by me and mail directly to you. Dollarwise. Dot app or link in the description below. Hi, I'm Jordan. I'm 26 years old. |
| 0:54.8 | I'm Matt. I'm 24. We're from Springdale, Arkansas. |
| 0:57.4 | And this is Financial Audit. |
| 1:00.7 | It sure is, and you guys drove down, right? |
| 1:03.8 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:04.3 | How high are you, Matt? Look at you. Look at you. |
| 1:08.6 | You've either done 10 shots of a day or |
| 1:11.4 | or just sleepless |
| 1:14.3 | driving through the night from Arkansas. |
| 1:16.4 | Yep. That's exactly it. |
| 1:17.7 | He's really tired. Really tired. |
| 1:19.9 | Well, we got a big conversation |
| 1:22.3 | ahead of us, big guy. |
| 1:24.0 | Now listen, again, I always |
| 1:26.1 | say this. I go blind with the audience. That's the fun of the show. But Colton, you know, kind of waddled in. Now listen, again, I always say this. I go blind with the audience. That's the fun of |
| 1:27.9 | the show. But Colton, you know, kind of waddled in. In fact, you know, he often likes to skip, so he was skipping in. He skipped into my office this morning. He was like, hello, Caleb. And I was like, oh, Colton, oh, hi. This must be exciting. And he said, oh, it is. because he has no idea what the fuck's going on. |
| 1:48.0 | Matt... hiding. And he said, oh, it is. Because he has no idea what the fuck's going on. Matt has no idea what the fuck is going on. |
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