I F*cked the Mascot with Hannah Berner
Daddy Issues with Violet Benson
Violet Benson
4.7 • 4.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Hannah Berner is back and somehow we go from broken hands to broken men in record time. Hannah and Violet get into people-pleasing, dating addicts, dating sober men, falling in love with potential, and the embarrassing things we do when we're convinced a situationship is going somewhere. Plus: Hannah's skiing disaster, why crushes are sometimes better in your head, and several reasons neither of them should be trusted when they have a crush.
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| 0:00.0 | Guys who are addicts are the best because when they fall for you, they fall. I know. I'm like, well, they have to be addicted to something. Might as well be me. Oh, my God. That kind of love is like next level. Which is obviously not healthy, not good. Not healthy. Not sustainable. But fun for two months. It's Vila Benson, your favorite meme queen and the big sis you didn't ask for, but see, welcome to Daddy Issues, Daddy Issues, Daddy Issues, Daddy Issues, Daddy Issues. |
| 0:30.1 | Hi, everyone. Hi, Besties. I'm Vala Benson. Welcome to another beautiful episode of Daddy Issues. |
| 0:37.9 | I'm reporting live, not so live, from New York with my Gemini bestie, Hannah Berner. |
| 0:44.5 | I'm a Leo. |
| 0:48.9 | Who are you calling a Gemini? |
| 0:50.0 | You want to fight? |
| 0:51.1 | You want to start a fight right now? |
| 0:53.0 | It's so funny on my flight here. |
| 0:54.8 | I was thinking, you know what? Even though she's a Gemini, I still really like her. Hell no. That makes so much more sense why I like you. Not there's anything more. You're like this whole flight. I couldn't understand how I still liked you as a Gemini. I was like, you know what? It's one flaw. Leo Sun, Virgo Moon, Scorpio Rising. |
| 1:13.2 | Hmm. |
| 1:14.1 | I'm basically... you as a Gemini. I was like, you know what? It's one flaw. Leo Sun, Virgo Moon, Scorpio Rising. |
| 1:13.9 | I'm basically a Leo just born in the wrong month. Anyway, she's a funny internet personality known for |
| 1:19.5 | five seasons of Summer House, her two-hit podcasts, jiggly squat and burning in hell. With over |
| 1:25.6 | 20 million downloads, she was a co-host and Bravo's chat room. |
| 1:29.6 | She also performed stand-up in New York City and at clubs around the country. And she just got booked |
| 1:35.5 | this past month as a resident in Vegas. I'm doing one show. Okay. So I'm manifesting for you. |
| 1:42.4 | But maybe at a time you guys listen to this. She's going to be a resident. Maybe an Adele moment. But maybe that's in a dull moment. |
| 1:45.5 | She's going to be a resident. |
| 1:46.5 | Maybe in a del moment. |
| 1:48.8 | Do the girlies in L.A. come to Vegas for shows? |
| 1:49.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:50.0 | Sometimes. |
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