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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, does he have a problem or am I the problem?

We'll get into it, but first, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got, Neff?

I dropped your wife.

What? Really? I dropped your wife. I mean, it happens sometime. Okay. All right. Let's go,

Cat Dole. I dropped your wife. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. This is Tony.

Tony. Tony, how you doing? This is nephew Tommy. Hey, nephew Tommy? I can't believe you're calling me. Oh, my God. You sent an email in to prank your arm. Yes. Oh, my God. I said that like months ago. I didn't think you were going to call me. Yes, I'm calling you now. How long y'all been

married? Eight years. Eight years. He's, that's my heart. Okay. Let me ask you something.

What makes your husband just go off? What can I do that you know that's a button for him that you don't

want to push? Anything that has to do with me let me tell you he is crazy about

me if anybody mess with me if anybody tries to go off on me he will lose it okay okay oh what are we

gonna do what i'm so excited oh my god all right okay you know what you know what okay take this out

okay can you click over on a three-way can you call call him? Okay, I can call it from my phone. But you're going to be on the phone, right? Yeah, I want him to think that I got your phone. Okay. I'll tell you what, you just click over and get him on the line. Just click over. So when you click back, you can't say nothing else. You got to be quiet. Okay. Because I'm going to let, at the end, I'm going to let you talk to him, okay? Okay, hold on. Tommy, are you there? I'm here. Okay, it's ringing. All right, you hit mute or something, okay? Okay, okay. Hey, what's that, buddy? No, this, how you... Is this Darren? Yeah, this Darren? What was this? Hey, what's up, buddy? No, this, this, how you, is this, is this Darren? Yeah, this is Darren? Yeah, this, hey, we got a bit of a situation with Tony, man. Yeah, we got a situation for real. You, just my wife's phone. Who is this? This, actually, man, we're trying to get, uh, Tony actually twisted our ankle, man, so we got to get her to the emergency room and get her checked out. She twisted her ankle. How did she twist? Wait, wait, wait, wait, back up. Who did you say, who is this? How did Tony twist her ankle? Actually, she failed. Hey, man, look, look, my wife is with her mom right now. Who, who, and who are you?

How did she twist her ankle?

And why are you calling me?

Why isn't her mother somebody calling me? Who is this? You never told me your name, bro. No, I'm a friend, man. She didn't fall. I actually dropped her. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How did you drop her? What do you mean you dropped her? We had a couple of drinks at the hotel, man, and she... Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, hotel?

What do you mean the hotel?

My wife's supposed to be over her mom's house. Now, you calling me from her phone talking about you dropped her, y'all let some hotel? Why y'all even at a hotel? What are you talking about a hotel, bro? What the hell is my wife? Where is Tony? Why ain't Tony on the phone? on the phone. Hey, dude, you gotta calm. You gotta calm down, man. You gotta calm down my You're in a situation right now. You calling me for my wife phone. Tell me I she hurt. You dropped her at a hotel. She spoke to be in a mom's house. Bro, where is my wife, man? She's it. Tony, I got it. I got it. Just hang on. Mr. Tony, I got to put my wife on the phone, man. Hey, dude, just, I need you to calm down, man.

No, no, no, no, I need you to come down, man.

No, I need to do this, man.

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