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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, I don't know my husband at all.

Wait until you hear this.

We'll get into it in just a little bit, but right now, yeah, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call what you got for is neff

more stupid yeah yeah let me jump on in here let me sprinkle a little stupid on in here for you um

um no don't let the title just scare you don't you know but here it is i dropped your wife

what what hey oh i'm very be afraid be It happens sometime, okay? I dropped your wife, all right? I dropped your wife, all right? I believe so I'm calling and telling you, okay? I drop you right. Give you that. Come on now, I'm showing you some love, some credit. I dropped your wife. Let's talk about it. Let's go, cat dog.

Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. This is Tony.

Tony, how you doing? This is nephew Tommy.

Hey, nephew Tommy? I can't believe you're calling me. Oh, my God.

You sent an email in to prank your arm. Yes. Oh, my God. I said that like months ago. I didn't think you were going to call me. Yes, I'm calling you now. How long have you been married? Eight years. Eight years. That's my heart. Okay. Let me ask you something. What makes your husband just go off? What can I do that you know that's a button for him that you don't want to push? Anything that has to do with me. Let me tell you, he is crazy about me. If anybody mess with me, if anybody tries to go off on me, he will lose it. Okay, okay. Oh, what are we going to do? I'm so excited. Oh, my God. All right. Okay, you know what? You know what? Okay, take this out. Okay. Can you click over on a three-way? Can you call him? Okay, I can call it from my phone, but you're going to be on the phone, right? Yeah, I want him to think that I got your phone. Okay. I'll tell you what, you just click over and get him on the line. Just click over it.

So when you click back, you can't say nothing else. You got to be quiet. Okay. Because I'm going to let, at the end, I'm going to let you talk to him, okay? Okay, hold on. Tommy, are you there? I'm here. Okay, it's ringing. All right. You hit mute or something, okay? Okay, okay, okay.

Hey, what's that, buddy?

No, this, this, how you, is this, is this Darren? Yeah, this Darren, or what was this? Uh, hey, we got a bit of a situation with Tony, man. Yeah, we got a situation for real. You, just my wife's phone. Who is this? This, uh, actually, man, we're doing, bro. Who is this?

We're trying to get, uh, Tony actually twisted our ankle, man. We got to get her to the, uh, emergency room and get her checked out. She twisted her ankle. How she twists? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up. Who, who did you say? Who is this? How did Tony twist her ankle? Actually, she failed.

Hey, man, look, look, my wife is with her mom right now.

Who, who is, she she she fell and right man look look my wife is with her mom right now who who and who are you

how she twist her ankle and why are you calling me why isn't her mother somebody calling me who is this

you never told me your name bro no i'm a friend man she didn't fall i actually dropped her

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa how you how did you her? What do you mean you dropped her?

We had a couple of drinks at the hotel, man, and she... Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hotel? What do you mean the hotel? My wife's supposed to be over her mom's house. Now, you calling me from her phone talking about you dropped her. Y'all let some hotel. Why are y'all even at a hotel?

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