'I dont want my doctor's j*zz in my coffee'

LuAnna: The Podcast

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu’s got a brand-new Spanish horse, Anna braves her first ever ice bath, and Imo's been cheering for the Lionesses (and maybe lining up a five-a-side with them).

Plus… the chaos of Lu’s Latitude Festival trip, an awkward first time with a woman, a jewel butt plug gifted to Uncle Jim, adult dummies as a stress trend, and a doctor struck off for the most disgusting coffee topping ever. All that, plus a rant about plane passengers who just won’t wait their turn.

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0:00.0	Are you looking for a fresh start?
0:03.0	Escape to Coldwater, an idyllic community in the Scottish Islands.
0:08.0	Look out for your neighbours, and they'll keep a close eye on you too.
0:12.0	Only one or two people have gone missing.
0:15.0	So far, visit a place.
0:18.0	You can leave your pass behind.
0:20.0	Take a trip to Coldwater. Andrew Lincoln stars in a
0:23.9	brand new drama starting the 14th of September on ITV1 and ITVX. Right. Any chance you could give me a hand with
0:33.4	dinner? Sure. Think you can manage after dad totally smashed it last night? Of course. I've got a
0:41.4	Hello Fresh dinner coming up. So watch out. Wow, this is good. We're on a roll this week.
0:48.0	Hello Fresh brings the inspiration back to dinner time. Fresh ingredients, tasty recipes and no more
0:53.2	stirring blankly into the fridge. Hello Fresh. Nothing beats dinner time. Fresh ingredients, tasty recipes and no more staring blankly into the fridge.
0:55.0	Hello, fresh.
0:55.8	Nothing beats dinner time.
0:57.8	Hello.
1:02.1	This is a global player original podcast.
1:05.6	Be warned, it's Luanna.
1:07.1	And this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bans, and general explicit content, but you know you love it.
1:13.4	Good morning, good morning.
1:17.2	I want to actually...
1:18.8	Yeah.
1:19.3	Hello, Lou, what's the day to day again?
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