This is a Blast Box Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

We are here, Lord we are here, and we are here, and we're ready to partner. We need to podest.

Hi, I am Halle Labant and this is Meg of the podcast.

Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where we are giving our mega church a tiny family field by introducing you to members of our church staff and our community so you can be blessed by them. What a treat and a treasure.

Well, each week I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome Greyhaz, everybody. Major development. Really?

What's up? Well, Halle, as you know, a few weeks back, I got into a major feud with Glen Phillips of Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Yeah. He's scary. Yeah, he basically stole a song from me and

then what happened, Halle is someone completely ransacked my apartment and I'm pretty sure it was him.

Then a week after that someone took on my God coin which is on my Christian

uh-curric currency that I had been yeah that I had had so you know all signs were

pointing to Phillips and I had to crash with my friend Clay Mason Banaman for a while because things really weren't safe.

I had to borrow a machine gun from a kid that lived in my building who was in ROTC just to make

sure that I was safe.

Not exactly sure how to use it. I can't get the safety off but you know it's a deterrent and

well haly it turns out they caught the culprit

oh the cops showed up at my house or Clay's house late last night and walked in and they

arrested Gary sash. Get out of here. Gary sash is the third guy that's been hanging out around Clay's place and they

said yep they got a DNA match fingerprints and everything and then they also

got him on security cam purchasing a softball bat from

Dick Sporting Goods down the road and that matched all the bat marks that were

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