I Don't Want The Surprise Puppy My Boyfriend Bought For My Birthday | Reading Reddit
Mark Narrations - Reddit Stories
Mark B
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🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
In today's narration of Reddit stories podcast, OP's boyfriend thought it was a good idea to buy OP a dog for her birthday.
0:00 Intro
0:20 Story 1
4:34 Story 1 Comments / OP's Replies
9:09 Story 1 Update
12:20 Story 1 Comments / OP's Replies
13:26 Story 2
16:35 Story 2 Comments
18:35 Story 2 Update
21:16 Story 2 Comments
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Waffle Gang, I do hope you are well. My name is Mark and today we're checking out some more Reddit stories and if you do love a Reddit story, why not consider? |
| 0:12.4 | I think that like, subscribe, maybe that notification bell too and let's crack on with today's first story. |
| 0:19.1 | Much love guys. Now today's first story comes from the Am I the Arsoul subreddit and it says, |
| 0:23.6 | Am I the asshole? |
| 0:25.6 | But not wanting the puppy my boyfriend bought for my birthday present. |
| 0:29.6 | For context, I-27 female have always had pet dogs, cats, even birds that fell from their nests. |
| 0:36.6 | They also rescued and rehomed tons of animals, but I've never kept a male pet. |
| 0:41.3 | My mom didn't like them because of the whole peeing everywhere thing. |
| 0:45.3 | And I guess I just got used to only having girl pets. |
| 0:48.3 | Plus, I love using my dogs like pillows, and I'll admit the doggy boy parts that are always a little too present makes |
| 0:55.0 | me uncomfortable. Anyway, I've had my dog, let's call a lunar, since I was 17. She's my baby |
| 1:01.7 | and she 100% rules my life. She's not really friendly with kids, other dogs or most men, |
| 1:08.0 | but she at least kind of likes my boyfriend, 31 male, of two years. So my birthday |
| 1:13.5 | was a couple of weeks ago. My boyfriend told me he had a surprise, but it wasn't ready yet. |
| 1:19.7 | Last Friday I came home from work and found him in my apartment with a two-month-oldish |
| 1:24.2 | German shepherd male puppy that he bought, complete with a balloon tied |
| 1:28.3 | to its collar that said, Happy Birthday. He smiled and said, did you like him? He's our new son. |
| 1:35.0 | I was shocked. The only words that came out were, where's Luna? It locked my dog in the bathroom |
| 1:41.4 | because she growled at the puppy. I was furious. |
| 1:45.1 | He argued for about two hours. |
| 1:47.1 | I told him to take the puppy back with him and not to come back. |
| 1:50.5 | He yelled at me some more and called me a misandrist before leaving because apparently |
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