I Don't Want Both Maids Of Honor Giving The Speech! Help! - MONDAY MAILBAG
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Jared kicks off Mailbag Monday from Delray Beach with a classic rant: preorder his book Walking Red Flag (mostly to prove his dad wrong) and please don’t DM him excuses for missing shows. Then he dives into a birthday-party mystery when two very sentimental Chiefs commemorative Coca-Colas disappear from the garage fridge… and the prime suspect is a friend’s “used car salesman” husband with a history of cheating and sketchy behavior. Next, a woman wonders if it’s needy to ask why her guy ditched their brunch for Super Bowl plans. Finally, a bride-to-be panics over wedding speeches because she wants one best friend to speak… but not the other.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's a mailbag munder. |
| 0:03.3 | You've got problems there. |
| 0:07.3 | I'm going to help you from the comfort of my chair. |
| 0:15.1 | It's a mailbag Monday. |
| 0:21.0 | Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast. |
| 0:24.5 | It's J-Train Jared Fried coming alive. |
| 0:27.5 | I'm from Delray Beach, Florida. |
| 0:29.2 | That's right. |
| 0:30.0 | Every Monday, it is a mailbag Monday where me, the comedian, gives advice to you the listener. |
| 0:39.2 | And, you know, who am I to give you advice? |
| 0:41.3 | I'm just a guy with a microphone. |
| 0:44.2 | I'm just someone that doesn't have to make eye contact with you. |
| 0:46.8 | That's the real power here. |
| 0:49.0 | That's, you know, anyone could give this advice. |
| 0:52.3 | And I'm going to be reasonable. |
| 0:53.9 | I'm going to be thoughtful. I'm going to try and put my own biases. And I'm going to be reasonable. I'm going to be thoughtful. |
| 0:54.7 | I'm going to try and put my own biases aside. But I, you know, I have my own biases. I guess I'm, |
| 1:03.9 | I, we're all biased. You know, it's like my dad, you know, always says everyone judges. Everyone's |
| 1:09.4 | judging. Do we care? Do we care? No. I, you know, I would love for you judging do we care do we care no i you know i would |
| 1:13.4 | love for you to take my advice but i move on i don't care i don't need you to take my advice this is |
| 1:18.5 | my answer to your question hopefully it helps you out in some way and if you're listening what a great |
| 1:23.8 | thing you get to be on the fly a fly on the wall for someone else's problem. |
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