I Don't Wanna Talk About Me
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Big Dipper and Meatball spiral into online conspiracy rabbit holes while they debate once again whether their chaotic chemistry deserves a book deal. From being mistaken for each other at a sex party to fake mustaches, any can happen. They sound off on their hatred of electronic music festivals (and the people who love waiting in lines, looking at you, Coachella), swap notes on bespoke pube grooming, and unpack a truly unsettling ski mask massage. Plus: is it brave to rock a Fat Slut tee in public?
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, baby. |
| 0:02.4 | We have an episode where we don't talk about poop, not a once today. |
| 0:07.0 | Just kidding, but it's not till the end, so don't worry. |
| 0:09.6 | So don't even worry if you're a poop shot. |
| 0:11.1 | Hey, don't even worry about it. |
| 0:13.5 | Today, we talk all about Dipper's Pubes. |
| 0:16.8 | Or lack there of. |
| 0:19.3 | I'm sad. |
| 0:21.4 | We also talk about... |
| 0:24.3 | Katie Perry. |
| 0:25.7 | Told a long story that I remember. |
| 0:28.3 | What was it? |
| 0:28.8 | You told a long story. |
| 0:30.8 | No, but you also did. |
| 0:32.7 | I told one about getting a massage and then... |
| 0:34.6 | There you go. |
| 0:36.4 | And you told a long story about your |
| 0:37.6 | pubes being gone do you miss a pub theft do poop theft well do I asked for it oh boy no |
| 0:45.1 | you didn't oh no oh you would dress like you wanted it though I'm sure okay okay okay okay |
| 0:50.5 | hey look in the mirror. |
| 0:55.9 | And tell me, what do you see? |
| 0:59.0 | A ghost, a thief. |
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