I Don't Practice Santeria
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2017
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Phoebe gets schooled on Sublime, while Jessica waxes poetic on tiny houses. The Queens are joined by Aya Cash (You're the Worst), who reveals the secret to sustaining a relationship for the long haul. Plus, the comedic stylings of Joyelle Nicole and Clayton English.
Featured Performers:
Joyelle Nicole (@joyellenicole)
Aya Cash (Instagram: @maybeayacash)
Clayton English (@claytonenglish)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The winter Olympics, I'm kind of like, |
| 0:02.0 | oh, I hear. |
| 0:04.0 | Yeah, it's like, curling, I'm like, I can't. |
| 0:07.1 | It's so impressive, it's all so impressive. |
| 0:09.3 | Perfect line in tightness. |
| 0:12.0 | This is it's come on. |
| 0:13.5 | Come on. |
| 0:14.8 | Magic light. |
| 0:16.6 | Magic light. |
| 0:19.2 | No, it's nice. |
| 0:20.3 | Yeah, it is. |
| 0:21.1 | We can, honestly, as crazy as it sounds, |
| 0:22.9 | we can get out there and just start curling. |
| 0:24.4 | We would be a pretty nice. |
| 0:25.3 | I don't want to get out there and start curling. |
| 0:26.5 | I know, but we be a mess. |
| 0:27.8 | It's what I'm saying. |
| 0:28.6 | Like, some people do. |
| 0:29.4 | You want to be on ice with a broom. |
| 0:32.4 | No, never, never, never, never. |
| 0:35.1 | And then freaking sliding. |
| 0:37.0 | And this one has really curling now. |
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