I don't need four peanuts
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2023
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the Cadillac Jack - My Second Act podcast, where Donna and Caddy are getting old and the Instacart guy needs to use some common sense.
When you are old, you get cold more. Donna opens the show with some complaints about the downsides of turning 50. Caddy, begrudgingly, has to agree. It's a b**** getting old.
Speaking of feeling old. Caddy and Donna talk about an old friend they ran into and how life puts a lot of things into perspective the older you get. You remember things differently, you aren't as quick to anger, and simple things brings peace that they didn't used to.
We've also got some tales from the trail down in Coweta County. Look…we're not having thuggish behavior down here on the South Side. When are these criminals going to understand this?!
Insta Cart. Love them and hate the, but what would we do without them? The thing is…no one needs 4 jars of peanuts and unfortunately for Donna, this takes some explaining to do. You've all been there!
What is one thing you can or can't do now that you're old? Text or call 770-464-6024. If you're young…buzz off.
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| 0:00.0 | Morning's on the Bear 92-5 with Cadillac Jack and Donna, you get free delivery, a lifetime warranty, and a full bucket of crazy. If you want those people that wants to take pictures of people up their skirts in the Target, if you want to steal our mail, and if you're a porch pirate, you better stay the hell away from here because we've had it. Get on back. You see someone in the Target today trying to take a picture of you of your shorts. You take them out. Throat punch on. |
| 0:22.8 | Um, the bear 92-5 does not include... from here because we've had it. Get on back. You see someone in the Target today trying to take a picture of you of your shorts? |
| 0:38.3 | You take them out. Throat punch them. Um, the bear 92-5 does not encourage throat punching anyone. Cadillac Jack and Donna. She's the crazy one. I want to just say thank you. Thank you. I'm Lee. Hi Lee. Yes. Very nice to see you. He gave me a ticket. My daughter is here with me. |
| 0:40.3 | She doesn't do anything with me. I'm Lee. Hi, Lee. Yes. Very nice to see you. He gave me tickets. |
| 0:38.6 | My daughter is here with me. She doesn't do anything. She's 20, so, you know, she hates Mom at this point. Very cool, but you're here tonight together. And she's having a ball. She's right down there at the little kick day. I love it. Thank you for sharing that, seriously. That's awesome. Well, thank you. |
| 0:52.3 | Very nice to meet you. |
| 0:52.9 | Let me know. |
| 0:54.5 | About the speeding ticket out recently. |
| 0:55.8 | My God, that's Chad. |
| 0:57.1 | You go talk to Chad Myers? for sharing that, seriously. That's awesome. Well, thank you. Very nice to meet you. Let me know. |
| 0:54.5 | I'm about the speeding ticket I got recently. |
| 0:55.8 | My God. |
| 0:56.1 | That's Chad. |
| 0:56.9 | You go talk to Chad Myers back there in the P. |
| 0:59.1 | Oh, Officer Myers? Yeah. Yeah, I saw him. Big guy. Yeah. He's just scary looking. When did you get a ticket? Huh? Oh. I forgot you saying it's worse than a teenage driver. |
| 1:09.3 | No, no, what is bad is when you have a father and you work at 9-1-1 and it's 6 o'clock in the morning |
| 1:14.0 | and they pull over a tag this is lover 1 and I'm like, shit, they've pulled over my dad. Oh my God, that's his tag? And they go, how do you know that? I said who else has a tag that says... Lover 1. Is it the number one or is he spelled it out? |
| 1:24.6 | No, one. |
| 1:25.6 | The number one? |
| 1:26.6 | Yes. |
| 1:27.6 | So then a couple weeks later, he had a great time. |
| 1:28.6 | Absolutely, absolutely. I'm sorry. You want me to be the tag office. I got her free tickets. I'll probably drop my office. Leo works for the city of Fayetteville, Georgia tag office. She's a big fan of the morning show and a big fan of the Bear 925 in Atlanta. |
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